Glorious weblog! How simple on my eyes.

I get a lot of spam on my blog.  The sources are not that surprising: the usual assortment of designer purses, ink cartridges, and sexual performance enhancers.  And while (spammers please note) I immediately delete all that gets caught by my filter, I do occasionally get a kick out of the quality of the English.  As one fellow notes, “an attention grabbing dialogue is value comment” and so while it may not be a “taboo subject”, “people are not enough to talk enough on such topics.”  So here’s my go at it: quality bad English is unmimicable by native speakers.  Sacha Baron Cohen makes a valiant attempt as Borat and manages to capture it in the title of his movie – Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan – but after that, from what I’ve seen of the movie, it is the usual accented English that’s actually pretty understandably if not necessarily perfectly grammatical.  It is not “topic to become actually something I never comprehend” no matter how “brilliant thought process in my mind” even if  “utterly pent written content”.  I certainly can’t make the real thing up as much as I “recognize what I am speaking approximately” because I can never “remember to next” no matter how “the articles is exciting” or, more importantly, “in accession capital to assert that I get in fact enjoyed account your blog”.  So in parting I note, “many girls with Gucci when they are join in important party”, which is, I am sure many of you will agree, “an outstanding leaping for personal hair.”  I appreciate it for putting out.

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